tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9819431657833293192024-02-08T09:49:19.168-05:00Sick Of Crap On TVKeeping them honest.Observerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05573012050761492610noreply@blogger.comBlogger26125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-981943165783329319.post-17631068775865587562011-10-15T12:00:00.065-04:002011-11-11T09:11:11.802-05:00Fringe Review 404: Subject 9 Fringe was good, but I'm starting to have serious concerns about the pacing and writing. So far, the Peterless plotline has been inconsistent and contradictory. Last season, the plotline about the two Olivias was handled extremely well because it had sufficient time to fully develop. The problem this season is because Peter returned far too early. He, like Olivia, should've returned in the eighth episode; not the fourth.<br />
The biggest problem, the Peterless universe does not seem to be improved in any significant way. In fact, an argument could be made that this universe is actually <i>worse.</i> Over There is still decaying, Walter has lost the last thread of his sanity, Elizabeth still committed suicide, and the universes are still at war.<br />
Another thing, the internal chronology is completely screwed-up. If Walter's agoraphobia has left him unable to leave his lab for three years, how would he make it to Liberty Island a week before the premiere?<br />
Now to the episode itself: John Noble. Holy crap, how is it possible that this man has not won every acting award in existence short of an Oscar. He kills it week in, week out. He should get a nomination next year, along with Breaking Bad's Giancarlo Esposito. I particularly look forward to the Peterless Walternate.<br />
Over the years, I've heard a lot of bad character names, but "Cameron James" is at the top of the list. What, was "Nolan Christopher" taken? It was especially egregious considering the influence of The Abyss.<br />
Cameron couldn't have been responsible for the blue cloud, because the Cortexiphan trials were discontinued. The original purpose was to "unlock the full potential of children"; but, as demonstrated in "Subject 13", they were also to find a way to send Peter back Over There without reopening the portal. Since Peter died, that was no longer necessary. Poor Cameron. He had a hard life.<br />
I trust Jeff Pinkner and J.H. Wyman more than any other showrunners, but I'm having a great deal of difficulty accepting the Peter thing. However, good news is on the horizon. Set photos have surfaced featuring Nadine Park (the translucent shape-shifter) and none other than David Robert Jones. Hopefully the Peter thing will be fully resolved before that.<br />
Theory Time: We will see Jones before the winter hiatus, we will see Henry (Peter and Altlivia's son) again, Walternate won't like Red Vines, and the ratings will go up next episode because of Peter.<br />
Overall, this episode was a good one. I have deep concerns about the direction of the show, but there is good news coming. Peter came back way too soon, but I'm glad he's back. Too bad the next episode is not for two weeks, baseball willing.Observerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05573012050761492610noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-981943165783329319.post-3460400309318899932011-10-08T12:00:00.023-04:002011-11-11T09:11:26.098-05:00Fringe Review 403: Alone In The World<div> This week's episode was excellent. I'd say it's the best episode of the season so far.</div><div> I'm glad they provided a definite ruling on what happened to Peter, it played out exactly like the episode "Peter", except September didn't step in to save them. I thought something like that happened. But why September just couldn't have stopped himself from distracting Walternate, and avoided having to let <i>anyone</i> die, I don't know. Probably it's because Walter is responsible for creating September in the first place.</div><div> John Noble hit another one out of the park. That man deserves every single acting award for this show. </div><div> I thought this was the episode where Dr. Sumner returned. It was odd to see the actor change his first name in the credits to "Bill Sadler". In all his other movies, it was "William". Sumner didn't really come across as a prick as much as he did in his season 1 episode.</div><div> Lincoln is pretty much dead weight at this point. He was good in the premiere, but I wish they would have more of the other Lincoln. I liked that one much better. Nothing against Seth Gabel, but they really need the other Lincoln back.</div><div> That part at the end just stunned me. Walter's done a lot of wacked-out stuff over the years, but attempting to lobotomize himself takes the cake. I don't know if anything like that has been shown on network television before. He was very lucky Olivia stepped in at the right time.</div><div> Peter is really making his presence known. It was nice to see Olivia starting to remember him. I guess Astrid or Broyles will be the next ones to remember. The preview for next week looked like the way Peter's going to be reintroduced is something like Watchmen's Dr. Manhattan.<br />
Overall, I liked it.</div>Observerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05573012050761492610noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-981943165783329319.post-39722039648185017002011-10-04T12:00:00.013-04:002011-12-05T09:32:15.623-05:00House Review 801: Twenty Vicodin I've been a fan of House for just a short period of time. I really only started watching last season. Bad time, I guess, with the whole House-and-Cuddy thing. Still, I enjoyed it, even when others didn't. I was devastated when they broke up. And I was hoping they'd get back together. And then House drove his car into Cuddy's living room. It was hilarious at the time, but it definitely was not one of House's better decisions.<br />
And so, he went off to jail for a year. The story picks up at his parole hearing. I was glad they addressed some questions, such as "how did House know that everyone was out of the dining room before he drove in"? Alas, the Q&A was cut short.<br />
Anyway, it was a good start to what may be the final season.Observerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05573012050761492610noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-981943165783329319.post-54802038225503826052011-10-01T12:00:00.038-04:002011-11-02T22:46:49.404-04:00Fringe Review 402: One Night In October This week's episode of Fringe is an improvement on last week's rather disappointing season opener. It fully utilized the format of the two Fringe teams to excellent effect, while showcasing writing ability and acting at its peak. Lincoln, unfortunately, had his part greatly reduced from last week.<br />
I thought the serial killer was a lot like Dexter, with him having murderous urges but not being able to control them. On Dexter, the name for those urges is the "Dark Passenger". The version of the killer on this side, on the other hand, had someone to teach him to resist the "Dark Passenger". Likewise, Dexter has the ghost of his dead father to guide him. I guess Pinkner and Wyman like Dexter. It's okay, I do too.<br />
Still no hide or hair of Walternate. Where the old fart is, I have absolutely no idea. He was supposed to work things out with Our Walter, but no dice. We've seen the Alt-versions of Olivia, Lincoln, Broyles (back from the dead), so when the hell is Walternate going to show up. He'll have to pop up eventually.<br />
Echoes of Peter are starting to form. First, it was the reflections on Walter's TV, now it's aural hallucinations in Walter's head. He's really making an impression. It reinforces my belief that Peter is alive and well, but trapped inside the Machine. We'll see. No Peter, I think, is responsible for the decline in ratings. When he returns, they will perk up.<br />
Theory Time: We will finally see Walternate, Peter will return in physical form in the next three episodes, there won't be a third universe, the first one to remember Peter will be Walter, and both Olivias will make peace. Overall, it was a good episode, but Peter must return. Soon.Observerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05573012050761492610noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-981943165783329319.post-23055470661876508942011-09-27T12:00:00.038-04:002011-12-05T09:32:38.420-05:00Terra Nova Review 101: Genesis This was supposed to premiere in May, but due to the need for post-production editing, it was pushed back to September. According to surveys conducted before the start of the season, this was one of the most anticipated shows. I mean, Steven Spielberg was one of the executive producers. I guess FOX's Head of Programming, Kevin Reilly, thought it would be a smash hit, even with the numerous delays. FOX shouldn't have bothered. The show is terrible.<br />
The hyped-up dinosaur effects, while above-average for a television production, were certainly not worth the outrageous $10 to 20 million dollar price tag. The only show in recent memory that even came close to justifying an enormous pilot cost was Lost. The SyFy channel makes entire movies for a whole lot less than that.<br />
Speaking of Lost, the actor that played the father, Jason O'Mara, seemed to be channeling Jack Shepherd. I don't necessarily think that's a bad thing, but he really needs to create his own character, and not steal an iconic one.<br />
The other actors didn't fare as well. That, I guess you could call it an actor, who played the son was dreadful. Maybe it was the way the character was written, but I was hoping some dinosaur would come along and bite his head off. By far the best of the bunch was Avatar's Stephen Lang. Now <i>that</i> guy can act. He'll probably be killed off.<br />
Overall, it was a tremendous disappointment. It played like Avatar with dinosaurs, the acting (except for Stephen Lang) sucked, it was way too expensive, and the special effects were overrated. I'll just rewatch Avatar.Observerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05573012050761492610noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-981943165783329319.post-15721348195024899372011-09-26T12:00:00.026-04:002011-10-17T20:32:46.358-04:00The Good Wife Review 301: Bad Bad Thing The Good Wife is one of the best shows in recent history. Last season got a Best Drama nomination at the Emmys, and Julianna Margulies deservedly won Best Drama Actress. So you can understand I was greatly looking forward to tonight's premiere.<br />
I am incredibly sad to say I didn't like it. For one thing, the new Sunday-at 9-o'clock timeslot is awful. I enjoyed it so much better on Tuesday at 10. It's like a tremendous inconvenience now. When football games run over schedule, this show will push back; and I'll miss Breaking Bad. And next month, The Walking Dead will be on at the same time.<br />
The episode itself wasn't that great, either. Will, one of my favorite characters, was selfish and obnoxious. The legal case involving a Muslim accused of killing a Jew was preachy. And Alicia herself was smug and self satisfied. As much as it was great to see her and Will together last season, she really shouldn't have done that. She lost her moral superiority over her lying, cheating husband; and she can't get it back.<br />
Overall, it was a disappointment. Sincerely, Observer.Observerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05573012050761492610noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-981943165783329319.post-80081724586025167762011-09-24T12:00:00.199-04:002011-09-29T22:56:47.869-04:00Fringe Review 401: Neither Here Nor There SPOILERS FOR WINTER'S TALE<br />
Perhaps my expectations were somewhat high. It's hard to top a finale in which a main character was murdered, another was erased from existence, and there was a 15 year time jump. This wasn't a bad episode, not by any means, but I can't help but feel disappointed.<br />
One of the things I was looking forward to the most was the people from both sides working out their differences, but the only person from Over There was Altlivia. No Walternate, No Lincolnate, nobody. I would have thought at least Walternate, but no dice. However, the scene at the Machine was well done.<br />
Last season, I didn't care for the version of Lincoln Lee from Our side, but he was actually very likable this time around. Seth Gabel does a good job, with both Lincolns. Perhaps the absence of Peter improved Our Lincoln's personality, as well as the previously unknown partner, Robert Danzig (played by Stargate Atlantis' Joe Flanigan). I look forward to Our Lincoln's reaction to his double.<br />
The mystery involving human shapeshifters wasn't as interesting as previous episodes about them. The shapeshifters, human or not, should not even be around, since Peter never existed. However, given certain comments by September and December, Peter may have existed as a child. If he did, and Walter crossed over but didn't save him, that would explain Walternate's continued anger and the shapeshifters. If Peter died as a child, I really hope Walter doesn't try to bring him back to life like that bird.<br />
September's plan to correct his mistake by erasing Peter didn't go as well as he had hoped. Flashes of Peter were seen in the reflection of Walter's television. Walter doesn't know who he is, though. September could have finished the job, but for some reason chose not to. That decision will come back to bite him in the butt. As for where Peter is, my best guess is that his soul is trapped in the Machine, like the picture.<br />
With every major episode, the color of the opening credits changes. First it was blue, then they had red, black, purple, even a retro style with commonplace things that were "fringe" in 1985. Now, in the Peterless universe, it's orange. I think it's my second favorite, next to black. One of the subjects in the credits that caught my eye was "philosopher's stone". It sounds like they will do a Harry Potter episode. That should be a good one. The next color, I think, will be green.<br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: inherit;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: white;">As to how they will work Peter back into the plot, I already know some things. Such as he will have all of his memories, but he must convince everyone else of his identity. When that happens, I don't think there will be any other conflict to resolve. Both universes are working out their problems; it's not easy at times, but at least they're in a room. The return of Peter will speed up this process. When both parties finally manage to find peace, I think it will result in what I call a "Perfectly Just" universe. </span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: inherit;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: white;"> Let me explain: In the novel, "Winter's Tale" (a book that was referenced last season in the episode Subject 13), the characters intersect at various points over the course of a century in a snow-covered New York. At the end, all evil, unfairness and injustice is washed away and the characters come together to live in Paradise for all eternity. For both Fringe teams to forgive each other, and</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: white;"> themselves, for everything that has happened, would be the best possible ending to the series. I hope that will happen without a third universe.</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: white;"> Early ratings reports are starting to come in, and the outlook is good, but not great. I was hoping for a 1.6. The result was a 1.5, so I was close. When the ratings begin their descent, I don't think it will be too much. I think it will level out at a 1.2 or a 1.3. Low, but enough to get a shortened fifth and final season.</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: white;"> Last season, I predicted a cosmic reset on the scale of Lost's Jughead. I was right, so here are my predictions for the rest of the series:</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: white;"> Orla Brady (the actress that plays Peter's mother) will return.</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: white;"> They will do a Harry Potter-like episode about the philosopher's stone.</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: white;"> There will be an episode like The Dead Zone.</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: white;"> John Noble will be snubbed for an Emmy.</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: white;"> Nadine Park (one of the human shapeshifters) will return.</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: white;"> We will get a fifth and final season.</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: white;"> Peter's soul is trapped in the Machine.</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: white;"> David Robert Jones will return.</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: white;"> The series will conclude with a "Perfectly Just" universe.</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: white;"> Overall, it wasn't the best episode, especially considering last season's finale, but it set up the outlook and plotlines for what should be another amazing season. Lincoln Lee was a nice addition to the cast, we received more information about September, and Peter made a brief appearance. The early reviews say next week's episode is the much better one anyway.</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: white;"> Sincerely, Observer, </span>Observerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05573012050761492610noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-981943165783329319.post-35123480702456837632011-09-23T12:00:00.043-04:002011-12-05T09:33:23.662-05:00The Mentalist Review 401: Scarlet Ribbons This was an okay episode of The Mentalist, but coming off last season's mindblowing conclusion, it was a bit of a letdown. For one thing, LaRoche and Hightower, two integral characters in the finale, should have been in this. I thought Hightower would testify at Jane's trial. Another thing, the press release for the episode said that the name of RJ (Red John) would be "Ross", but the name in this episode was "Timothy Carter".<br />
I was right that Carter, the man in the food court, was not RJ. He couldn't have been. Carter was obviously a psycho, and in cahoots with RJ, but he wasn't the ringleader. In my November column, I will explain my new theory on RJ, and who he actually is. At this point, there are only two likely suspects.<br />
When they introduced Carter's family, and explained his background, I almost expected Frankie Avalon music to start playing. Dexter fans know what I'm talking about. The underground torture chamber was sufficiently horrifying, but I knew that Carter had that missing girl in the basement.<br />
Overall, it was slower than the finale, but it was still okay.Observerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05573012050761492610noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-981943165783329319.post-60362185309200592332011-09-23T12:00:00.042-04:002011-12-05T09:33:07.868-05:00The Office Review 801: The List The Office was good. I'm so glad they picked Andy to be the new manager. He was the best possibility. Another great casting choice was hiring James Spader from the finale last season, as the new CEO. He was the funniest guest star out of that whole mess. With all the casting changes, I don't know how long the show will go on for.Observerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05573012050761492610noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-981943165783329319.post-12443844277793844802011-09-23T12:00:00.041-04:002011-12-05T09:32:48.921-05:00Parks and Recreation Review 401: And I'm Lestle Knope Parks and Recreation was okay, but not great. The spoof of Anthony Weiner was funny at first, but dragged on for far too long. I didn't like Tammy One as much as Tammy Two, but Patricia Clarkson was inarguably well cast. I will have to see another episode before commenting fully. The political campaign should be interesting.<br />
Overall, it was good, but not great.Observerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05573012050761492610noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-981943165783329319.post-11625297860487920002011-09-23T12:00:00.027-04:002011-10-09T14:19:32.976-04:00The Big Bang Theory Reviews 501-502: The Skank Reflex Analysis and The Infestation Hypothesis This is a review of both episodes in the one hour premiere of The Big Bang Theory.<br />
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The Big Bang Theory was hilarious. Even though Steve Carell was robbed at the Emmys this year for Best Comedy Actor, I think Jim Parsons' portrayal of Sheldon was a very worthy second. He was very funny tonight, with his insane reaction to Penny's garbage chair. Of course, in the end, he was right. They never said what creature was in it, though. Another funny part was the paintball fight. The reason Sheldon's so funny, I think, is I see so much of myself in him. I could easily see myself doing some of the things he does. That's flattering and disturbing at the same time.<br />
The continuation of the Raj-and-Penny-sleeping-together storyline from the previous season finale wasn't as good as I had hoped. I thought it was a bit of a cop-out from the writers to go back on what happened in the finale last season. Overall, it was a very funny hour of TV. Sincerely, Observer.Observerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05573012050761492610noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-981943165783329319.post-62186319612601997522011-09-22T12:00:00.110-04:002011-12-05T09:36:25.967-05:00Revenge Review 101: Pilot Revenge was better than I expected, even though I had heard good reviews beforehand. Emily Vancamp had what is probably the breakout performance of the season, though Madeleine Stowe made a great villainess. It was good to see her again The terrorist plotline was contrived, but Emily's revenge plan was well executed. The actor that played the husband looked exactly like Scott Bakula.<br />
The opening sequence didn't make a whole lot of sense, but I imagine it will become clearer in coming weeks and months. The man that got shot, I guess was the son, Daniel. It seemed a little too soon to kill off his character. And I think Emily's sidekick was that guy who owned the bar.<br />
Overall, it was the start to what looks like another interesting show.Observerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05573012050761492610noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-981943165783329319.post-16125271445829378712011-09-22T12:00:00.088-04:002011-09-26T23:03:04.551-04:00Criminal Minds Review 701: It Takes A Village This was one of the best episodes of Criminal Minds I've ever seen. I particularly enjoyed the Prentiss storyline last season, so to have it conclude in such a spectacular fashion was great. I think it was even better than the last premiere, and that one had, in one of his better performances, Tim Curry.<br />
My memory isn't quite as good as I thought it was, there were some major plotpoints that didn't register from last season. I thought Ian Doyle was already dead, and his son, Declan, was only about 4 or 5. I guess that part was from a flashback in the episode that wrote out Prentiss.<br />
Speaking of whom, it was great to see. There were some truly horrible executive decisions at CBS last season about this show, and it was vindicating to see one of the bigger ones rectified. She looked better than ever. If they ever break up the team like that again, this show will sink like a stone, and rightfully so. The other character that was unceremoniously got rid of last season, J.J., wasn't around much, but I suspect she'll have a larger part in future episodes.<br />
The more sinister villain of the episode was played by Mark Moses, of Mad Men fame. He played a real bad guy on Mad Men, so he was perfect for the part. I hope we don't see anymore of him this season. The guy that played Doyle was good. He really aged in six months, he sort of looked like Mario.<br />
Overall, it was a fantastic episode, the team is back together the right way, and next week looks like another good one. It was the best episode this premiere week, and I look forward to a very good season.<br />
Sincerely, Observer.Observerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05573012050761492610noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-981943165783329319.post-912521451062690152011-09-22T12:00:00.066-04:002011-09-22T19:22:45.785-04:00The Hunt for Red John, Part One: The Man in the Food CourtThis is the first in a series of bimestrial articles about Red John. The next one will be in mid-November. Keep in mind that this will be different from my reviews of The Mentalist.<br />
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SPOILERS FOR SEASON THREE!<br />
A little backstory before I start, I only started watching The Mentalist this past television season. I got caught up on the early episodes on DVD, and I'm glad I did, because it's one of the best shows on nowadays. It's funny, the mysteries are engaging, and Simon Baker is a great actor. But the one thing that particularly interested me was the serial killer, Red John (hereafter after called RJ).<br />
Throughout the series, Baker's character (Patrick Jane) tries to track down and kill RJ, who murdered his wife and daughter. In this past season finale, "Strawberries and Cream", Jane killed a man who claimed to be Red John in the food court of a mall.<br />
When I first watched this episode, I too believed RJ was killed. It was a little early in the series, but I didn't see anyway around it. I thought it was a fantastic ending and that it would have been an excellent series finale, had the show been cancelled.<br />
But then I started to think about it some more, and now not only am I utterly convinced is RJ <b>not</b> dead, but killing whoever that was in the mall played right into the real Red John's hands. Here's a history of the past season and how I came to my conclusions:<br />
Since the end of season two, the only foolproof tell-tale sign of RJ was the phrase "Tiger Tiger". It came from a William Blake poem that RJ quoted in the season two finale. Midway through this season (3), there was a cop-killer named Todd Johnson. Jane caught him fairly easy and the CBI (the police that Jane works for) brought him in for questioning. However, before they took him in, Johnson told Jane that he had information on RJ, and that he would only tell him (Jane).<br />
Just before he could tell Jane, someone lit Johnson on fire. In the hospital, before he died, Johnson said the words, "Tiger Tiger". It was official. He really did have a connection to RJ. Internal Affairs agent J.J LaRoche was sent in to investigate. Several months later, CBI Special Agent in Charge Madeleine Hightower was framed for the Johnson murder,because she was having an affair with one of Johnson's victims. She didn't do it, but she was forced to go on the run,not just from the CBI,but RJ,also.<br />
For several months, Jane tried to find the person that set Johnson on fire; because not only did that person frame Hightower, but they had access to the CBI, and could have been feeding information back to RJ about the investigation. Jane even had someone break into LaRoche's house to get the list of suspects. No luck, though. Jane's investigation hit a dead end.<br />
However, not long after the break-in, RJ resurfaced in an attempt to kill Hightower. Her cousin had been sending her money since she was on the run, and RJ had one of his proxies (a gas station owner) try to find the records of the money transfers. Thankfully, it didn't work. Hightower sought out Jane and got his butt in gear to find the list.<br />
Jane then blackmailed LaRoche and got the list. There were five names on it, only two were important: Gale Bertram, CBI director; and Craig O'Laughlin, FBI agent and Grace Van Pelt's (a member of the CBI who works with Jane) fiance. And if none of them did it, then LaRoche did it. Jane set up a trap for the suspects in a hotel room. At first, the evidence was pointing towards Bertram as the culprit. Jane thought so too, and asked Bertram to meet him at the mall.<br />
Bertram did this, supposedly told RJ about it, and met Jane at the mall. Meanwhile, since they thought they caught the mole, they thought Hightower didn't need protection anymore. Teresa Lisbon (another member of the CBI) was already at Hightower's cabin awaiting the arrival of Van Pelt and O'Laughlin. But something that Bertram said at the mall made Jane realize that O'Laughlin is the real killer. O'Laughlin attempted to kill Hightower, and shot Lisbon, but was killed before anyone died.<br />
Jane told Bertram to leave, since he wasn't needed anymore. Jane asked Lisbon to hit the redial button on O'Laughlin's phone and tell the person who answered that O'Laughlin was dead. As luck would have it, the man who answered was sitting two tables away from Jane in the food court. (Before I continue, I just want to say that, by the time this episode aired, I had already figured out that Bradley Whitford was going to be in this episode. There were some pictures on Zimbio of him during filming.)<br />
Jane and the man talked for a while. The man said he was going to retire from serial killing and start to do some good in the world. He said he was sorry for causing Jane all that pain, but told him to move on with his life. He got up and started to leave, but Jane asked him to prove that he was who he said he was. The man then told Jane what his wife and daughter smelled like as he killed them (the titular strawberries and cream). Jane walked up to him and shot him with a gun that he had in his pocket.<br />
The man in the food court claimed that he was RJ. Certainly he had a connection to RJ, there's no denying that. My bone of contention is that he was the <i>real </i>RJ. My first point is he didn't say "Tiger Tiger". Not once. Didn't even mention it. That alone would have been the icing on the cake, but working on that assumption, I figured out more. If RJ is alive, but Jane and the rest of the world thought he was dead, he would have absolute power. He could do anything he wanted. And he would have finally beaten Jane.<br />
My hypothesis is later in the season, after Jane is released and everything settles down, RJ will resurface to play mind games with Jane. After all, Jane's that one that killed him. He couldn't turn around and say <i>this</i> is the real RJ.<br />
Anyway, there were some other things that I'll save for my next column. Sincerely, Observer.Observerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05573012050761492610noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-981943165783329319.post-22028699115770972011-09-21T12:00:00.030-04:002011-10-05T21:03:08.596-04:00Glee Review 301: The Purple Piano Project I don't like Glee as a rule of thumb. The first season, while at least watchable, was preachy and the music was mediocre at best. Jane Lynch was the highlight as tough-as-nails cheerleading coach Sue Sylvester, however. The second season was a sharp decline in quality. The writing was extremely shaky, big name guest stars were brought in just for the publicity, and the music was bad.<br />
This premiere, however, was actually pretty decent. The writing was still preachy, but it was at a tolerable level. My least favorite character last season was Will. He was hypocritical, shrill, and a general pain in the ass. Maybe it's the new relationship with Emma Pillsbury, but I don't really hate him as much as I did before. I don't remember Emma divorcing her husband, the dentist, though.<br />
The plotline about Sue Sylvester's campaign for a congressional seat has potential, and I hope she wins. Somehow, I don't think she'll win, because she'd have to leave the show. The other political plotline about the senior class president was uninteresting. Kurt will come very close to winning, but he won't. It'll drive a wedge between him and Blaine, and ruin the best relationship on the show, thus far.<br />
Overall, I'm extremely surprised to hear myself say this, but I liked this episode of Glee. There were some decent storylines for a change, and it wasn't intolerably preachy. I will be watching.<br />
Sincerely, Observer.Observerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05573012050761492610noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-981943165783329319.post-68658404574983379142011-09-20T21:26:00.001-04:002011-09-20T21:38:15.181-04:00Two and a Half Men Review 901: Nice To Meet You, Walden Schmidt: Part One I never really liked Two and a Half Men very much, even with Charlie Sheen. It was funny in parts, but a bit too raunchy for my taste. I decided to see how the new Sheen-less show would fare. It was surprising how well he could be replaced.<br />
Ashton Kutcher was actually a great choice. He brought a fresh perspective to an aging show, but still stuck to what made it a hit in the first place. The writing was a bit weak, especially with the whole suicide thing. Also, the name was a bit unusual, "Walden Schmidt". Still, he was very good, better than I would have thought.<br />
The way they wrote out Charlie Sheen played out exactly how TMZ said it would, with him falling under subway tracks in Paris. Serves him right, I came up with that whole "winning" thing long before he put it on shirts. Rose's eulogy was hilarious, she was one of the better characters. And having Charlie's ex-girlfriends show up was a fitting touch.<br />
Another thing, I didn't know that Chuck Lorre created Dharma And Greg.<br />
Overall, I wasn't expecting a lot, but was pleasantly surprised at how funny it was. Raunchy in parts, but I thoroughly enjoyed it and will be tuning in for the rest of the season.<br />
Sincerely, Observer.Observerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05573012050761492610noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-981943165783329319.post-80514802202118648252011-09-20T21:06:00.001-04:002011-09-20T21:37:45.371-04:00Hawaii Five-O Review 201: Ha' I 'ole Last season was a good one, one of the better new shows. The chemistry between the actors was a bit stiff at first, but eventually it became natural. I was looking forward to this, not just because I watched it last season, but because I like Terry O'Quinn from Lost; one of my all-time favorite shows.<br />
I was somewhat disappointed. It was an okay episode, I suppose, but there were too many deus-ex-machinas. At the end of the episode, when McGarrett was about to be rearrested, the new Governor just shows up out of nowhere. Perfect timing. My suspension of disbelief just didn't go quite high enough.<br />
Another thing, McGarrett was shanked at the beginning, but then he's running around like nothing ever happened. Sure, he's a Navy SEAL, and he made it to Max Bergman's apartment, but I would have thought he'd be keeled over before he even left the ambulance.<br />
Also, I didn't like how Danno and his ex-wife sort of split up. I thought they were getting back together again, especially since they were going to have another baby. Apparently, the baby's father isn't Danno, but the new husband of his ex. I'm not entirely convinced of that, but we'll have to wait and see.<br />
One thing I liked was the absolute curve-ball twist that the CIA analyst is working with Wo-Fat. I didn't like her last season, but it should be interesting if she really is a traitor or if she's undercover.<br />
The two big guest stars were hit and miss. Richard T. Jones didn't have a large part as the new Governor, but with him putting Five-O on a leash should lead to some new dynamics on the show. Terry O'Quinn was great as McGarrett's mentor, "Joe White". He's only scheduled for six episodes this season, but I wonder if they will make him a regular.<br />
Overall, it was a decent episode, but not great. Too many coincidences and poor character writing. It was very nice to see Terry O'Quinn again, and the analyst from the CIA being a traitor was unexpected to say the least.<br />
Sincerely, Observer.Observerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05573012050761492610noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-981943165783329319.post-10992350209270951342011-09-20T12:00:00.009-04:002011-09-21T22:32:32.287-04:00Castle Review 401: Rise After last season's game-changing cliffhanger, the premiere needed to slow down a bit. We all knew that Beckett wasn't going to die, and it was too early for Castle and Beckett to become a couple. I think the premiere worked well at slowing the action down and setting the stage for the season.<br />
I was looking forward to the appearance of Penny Johnson Jerald as the new precinct captain since she was excellent on 24. She was good, albeit toned down from her 24 days. The whole insistence on being called "sir" was strange, to say the least. I look forward to more episodes with her.<br />
It was fairly obvious that Beckett remembered that Castle said he loved her, I mean, how couldn't she? She'll keep it under her hat for a while, but eventually she will have to tell him. She knows, but Castle doesn't know that she knows. When he finds out, I imagine he'll be pissed that she lied to him. I don't see that happening before the season finale, though. And anyway, he has a secret of his own. Him going off and investigating the death of Beckett's mother on his own will not end well for anyone,. <i>She'll</i> be pissed, and it may be a relationship-ender. I hope not.<br />
Since Castle thinks she doesn't know, he'll probably start dating again. It'll be some dumb yahoo who's in it for the money. Beckett won't like that. Maybe she'll get it out in the open before it snowballs.<br />
Another thing that has ramifications for later episodes, Beckett is experiencing symptoms of PTSD. She froze up in the line of duty, and she started going back to her therapist. I don't know if she'll get over it or not, but I figure Castle might eventually be a major part of her recovery. Depends on if he's mad.<br />
Overall, the mystery was pretty weak, but it was more a character piece for Castle and Beckett.Observerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05573012050761492610noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-981943165783329319.post-82050776143674998842011-09-13T22:45:00.001-04:002011-12-05T09:36:03.612-05:00Advance Review of New Girl 101: Pilot I was very fortunate to be able to watch an advance copy of the pilot for New Girl. I like Zooey Deschanel, and I heard good reviews about it, so I've been looking forward to it.<br />
It's about a woman (her name is Jess) who, after a bad breakup, moves in with three male roommates. The three men have to learn to live with Jess' various quirks and eccentricities; such as a bizarre habit of singing to herself, and sobbing uncontrollably while repeatedly watching <i>Dirty Dancing. </i>Eventually, all four grow close, especially after saving Jess from a date that blew her off.<br />
I don't quite know what to make of it. The reviews heralded it as "quirky", but Jess was just annoying. I wanted to say "get over it!" The roommates weren't likable, either. The worst of the bunch was named Schmidt. He was obnoxious, unfunny, and took his shirt off at a moment's notice. It's not much of a pick, but the one that irritated me least was Coach. He didn't have much of a part, though. I hope the recasting of Coach won't affect the character. The other one, Nick, was okay; but the whole ex-wife thing was ill-conceived at best.<br />
That being said, it was funny in parts. Some of the cutaways were funny, and when they were at a bar trying to help Jess pick up a date, I laughed pretty hard. Miss Deschanel is very well cast, even if the character is poorly written. And everyone had decent chemistry.<br />
Overall, I was generally unimpressed. The potential is there, though, and the cast was strong; despite the weak material. I'll watch for a while, but I really don't see it lasting past Christmas. We'll see.Observerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05573012050761492610noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-981943165783329319.post-89352333645789889782011-09-13T22:10:00.001-04:002011-09-20T20:08:43.440-04:00I'm BackHello all. I'm sorry about the long absence. There were some things that needed to be worked out. It was a bad idea to start during a hiatus. That will change. The hiatus is almost over, and the new shows have already begun. I'm back and re energized to restart writing reviews and commentaries. It's going to be a good season.<br />
Sincerely, Observer.Observerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05573012050761492610noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-981943165783329319.post-73785944362514833322011-08-11T09:43:00.007-04:002011-09-20T21:37:19.170-04:00Panem et circenses In ancient Roman times,the rulers of Rome used enormous public spectacles to subdue the masses from questioning their situation. Chariot races,free food,and parades were only some of these. The government thought,if the people can be fed and entertained,they'll go along with anything. And they did. The Roman Empire stood for almost fifteen hundred years,no one ever questioned what was happening.<br />
You may be wondering why I bring up ancient Roman history. Several reasons,but the main one is the striking similarity to what's happening with the NFL lockout. More people today seem to be concerned with sports than the issues that are actually important to the nation and the world. There was a lot of coverage on the debt ceiling debate,but if they didn't get it worked out in time,almost no one would have noticed. If there was no football,on the other hand,there would be anarchy.<br />
We must, individually and collectively, strive to not lose sight of the truly important things in life, and never stop searching for the truth.<br />
Sincerely, Observer.<br />
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</div>Observerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05573012050761492610noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-981943165783329319.post-79417831081591360232011-08-04T15:47:00.002-04:002011-12-05T09:35:37.804-05:00Breaking Bad Review 403:Open House "Open House" was somewhat of a letdown from the past two weeks. The character development was rather weak,and there was no action. It was nice to see Saul again,but that was pretty much it.<br />
I was right about the lab notes and Hank. Next week,I suppose we will find out if there's anything about Gus or Walt in them. Marie's return to kleptomania was a bit of a surprise to me. That hasn't been brought up since season one. One good thing it accomplished was it seemed to jolt Hank back to normal. He's not there yet,but he's on the right track,and I hope he gets there.<br />
Jesse's hedonistic orgies have gotten worse. Throwing wadded-up dollar bills into the open mouth of some guy,and then throwing the money in the air for the drugged people to crawl over and attack each other for them is a new low. Another thing,the way he explained to Walt about getting beat up was very disturbing. He did it so casually. Afterward,he went to the go-kart track. Something I want to say about that,the track looked very nice.The track I went to was positively crappy in comparison. For one thing,at my track,the barrier was metal. Here it was made out of tires. Still sort of hard,but not like metal. I almost broke my collarbone at my track. And,they have helmets at this track. They didn't at mine.<br />
Using the fake inspector to make the car wash owner sell was inspired thinking by Skyler. She's more business savvy than everyone gives her credit for. And she was right about the champagne. She'll end up dead by series end.<br />
I think that's it. If there's more,I'll put it in my next review.Observerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05573012050761492610noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-981943165783329319.post-89632525383681658002011-08-03T22:00:00.001-04:002011-09-20T20:08:11.722-04:00Breaking Bad Review 402: Thirty Eight Snub This week's episode of Breaking Bad wasn't quite as good as last week,but it was still very intense. The opening scene in the motel room. with Walt buying a gun was well played. I didn't expect Bobby from Supernatural to be the gun seller,though. The meaning of the episode's title was much more obvious than last week,too.<br />
There wasn't as much action,but the emotional tension was unbearable. Case in point,Jesse. On the surface,he seemed okay,what with the partying and all. He was interacting with his friends,Badger and Skinny Pete. Everything was great. But Gale's murder changed something in him. Broke something. The outward facade is hiding a particularly awful case of PTSD. As bad as he was before,he was essentially a good person. He's going to crack,and when he does,it's not going to be pretty. Kudos to Aaron Paul for another amazing performance.<br />
Something I didn't get to last week,Hank. Even though he was shot,there's no excuse for deliberately mistreating Marie like that. She's only trying to help out. And the rock thing, I don't get that. I don't even know what a blue corandum is. Jesse's partying is a symptom of his PTSD,Hank's is this rock thing. Maybe the lab notes found at the end of last week will snap him out of this bout of self-pity. I hope so.<br />
Last week, Skyler truly began her descent into the moral void I call the "abyss". Her manipulation of the locksmith was flawless. Using her daughter,Holly,was inspired,also. This week,she tries to convince the car wash owner "with the eyebrows that won't quit" to sell the business. Throughout the series,I have enjoyed watching her. She seemed like one of the only decent characters on this show. I'm sad to say that's not the case. In two episodes alone,her inner Lady Macbeth has really come out. Now,I suppose the best character is Walter Jr.,who hasn't been seen in a while.<br />
Walt,armed with his new snub-nose pistol and hat,showed up at Gus' house to kill him. But just as he was walking to the door,Mike called and told him to leave. Good thing,considering the whole box-cutter incident. And later on,Mike and Walt met in a bar to talk. Walt with his idea to take down Gus and assume control of the business. Mike,with the most sensible response to the situation,punched Walt in the jaw. It was the best thing that happened to Walt this week. He was getting too big for his britches and needed to be taken down a peg. <br />
I wish to offer some predictions for the rest of the series:<br />
1. By the end of the season,Walt's cancer will return.<br />
2.At the end of the season,Gus will die.<br />
3.Next season will have a long flashforward to when Holly is grown.<br />
4.Next season,Jesse will die.<br />
5.By the end of the series,Hank will discover the truth about Walt.<br />
I think that's everything. Sincerely,Observer.Observerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05573012050761492610noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-981943165783329319.post-44306728626809534042011-07-27T09:51:00.002-04:002011-12-05T09:34:29.409-05:00Breaking Bad Review 401:Box Cutter Again, this is another post I was writing before my computer broke down. I apologize for the wait.<br />
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AMC has a long and successful track record when it comes to television programs. <br />
Mad Men, The Walking Dead, The Killing,these are some of their more famous offerings. I myself am partial to Mad Men. But,perhaps their best is a little show called Breaking Bad.<br />
At first,it doesn't seem like much. No moving corpses or hard-drinking advertising icons. And the plot is deceptively simple: a dying chemistry teacher manufactures drugs to make money for his family. There is much more to it than that,but that's the basis for the whole show.<br />
Watching Bryan Cranston on Malcolm in the Middle for years,you would never know he is such an amazing actor. As the teacher,Walter White, he makes you sympathize with his situation even if you don't agree with what he's doing. And as it goes on,you definitely will not agree with what he does.<br />
Before this premiere,I finished the season three boxset. It was mostly great,it dragged<br />
somewhat at first, but it had an amazing ending that cemented my resolve to watch the new season. And so, I saw it on this past Sunday night hoping it would be as good as the previous three seasons. I can say I was not disappointed.<br />
It started with a flashback to somewhere before Walt started using the new lab,when Gale (one of the lab assistants was still alive.I think the worst part of the episode was the fact that Gale is dead. It's worse because of how he was the one that convinced Gus (their boss) to hire Walt and his lab partner Jesse in the first place. The actor that played Gale was very good. After that, it jumped forward to the moment when Gale was shot. The pan up to the tea kettle with the bullet hole was particularly effective.<br />
After Jesse got back to the lab, not a whole lot happened. There was some really good acting by Cranston, especially when he's pleading for his life. Jesse didn't say much,but I suspect he is suffering from a major case of Post Traumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD).<br />
And then Gus came. The meaning of the title,"Box Cutter",was not apparent at first. Gale opening the lab equipment with one seemed unfitting to be an episode title. But when Gus came, I knew he was pissed. He didn't even have to say anything. Just him walking around getting dressed up in a lab suit,wordless, was one of the most terrifying things I've seen all year. And that wasn't the worst part.<br />
After he started looking in drawers,it came to me what he was searching for. I didn't know what he would do with it,though. He then walked over to one of his workers,Victor. Before tonight,the worst thing I saw on television this year was the penultimate episode of House,the one where he cut open his own leg in his bathtub. There are many programs I watch that have a lot of gross-out moments,Bones and The Walking Dead come to mind,but the episode of House takes the cake.<br />
When Gus slit Victor's throat with the box cutter,and all the blood came shooting out,I was speechless. And I wasn't the only one. Gus just washed his hands, took off his lab suit,and told them to go back to work. That's all. I wish to be the first to say, "Giancarlo Esposito for Supporting Actor, Drama" at next year's Emmys.<br />
I guess that's everything. If there's more,I'll put it in my next review.Observerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05573012050761492610noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-981943165783329319.post-83492620868888533322011-07-24T13:47:00.003-04:002011-12-05T09:34:02.754-05:00Nope Solo I have been a soccer fan since last year. I never played the game myself, but one day, I flipped the channel onto one match of the men's World Cup. I got hooked. It went on for about three weeks,some matches were good,others were bad,and to this day,I insist the Netherlands should've beat Spain in the final. Ultimately,I enjoyed it.<br />
So when I first heard about a <strong>women's</strong> World Cup,naturally I was interested. There were less teams and some new countries,but I looked forward to it for several months. It started out all right,the United States won two important matches,we lost the Group to Sweden,though. <br />
Because of that Sweden match,in the quarterfinal,we had to play Brazil. The team with Marta. The Marta who won Best Player of the Year five times in a row,an accomplishment no player,man <strong>or</strong> woman,has ever done. It was a brutal match. Lots of scoring,lots of penalties. We almost didn't advance. Almost. <br />
We were losing in extra time when Abby Wambach (the only reliable player on the team)scored a tying goal to send it to penalty kicks. We desperately needed Miss Solo to perform as she was hyped,and she did. The score in penalty kicks was 5-3.<br />
The next game was the semifinal against France. We rolled right over them,3-1. I had hoped we would play Sweden in the final,to give them payback for beating us in the group stage. Alas,it was not meant to be. They ended up losing to Japan in the other semifinal,but winning the third place match. Looking back,I wonder if we would have been able to beat them.<br />
It all came down to the final in Frankfurt: United States vs. Japan for the Cup. The most important match for us,thus far. At that point,we had a better showing than our male counterparts. They barely eked out a win to make it to the quarterfinals,and lost shortly after. We had the support,later,ratings reports came in that over 13 million people were watching,everyone was expecting that we would handily win a Cup for the third time.<br />
They were wrong. I still don't understand how everything that could have gone wrong in that game,did. Bad ball handling;tons of missed scoring opportunities,good ones,too;and our goaltender,the great Hope Solo,<br />
ranked number one in the entire world, let in not one, but<strong> two</strong> really bad goals. And got injured,to boot! We were winning at both points in the game,it should never have gone to extra time in the first place,and she let in both tying goals. But her gross incompetence could be overlooked if she had put in a great performance in the penalty kicks. She missed three out of four to lose the Cup.<br />
Things would have been so much better if we had won. We would have won except for the dreadful actions of Hope Solo. She's no Hope, she's a Nope. Nope Solo.Observerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05573012050761492610noreply@blogger.com0